MOM vs SON POEM...

GOT THIS VIA EMAIL..

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My son came home from school one day,

with a smirk upon his face.

He decided he was smart enough,

to put me in my place.

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'Guess what I learned in Civics Two,

that's taught by Mr. Wright?

It's all about the laws today,

The 'Children's Bill of Rights.'

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It says I need not clean my room,

don't have to cut my hair,

No one can tell me what to think,

or speak, or what to wear.

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I have freedom from religion,

and regardless what you say,

I don't have to bow my head,

and I sure don't have to pray.

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I can wear earrings if I want,

and pierce my tongue & nose,

I can read & watch just what I like,

get tattoos from head to toe.

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And if you ever spank me,

I'll charge you with a crime

I'll back up all my charges,

with the marks on my behind.

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Don't you ever touch me,

my body's only for my use,

not for your hugs and kisses,

that's just more child abuse.

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Don't preach about your morals,

like your Mama did to you,

That's nothing more than mind control,

And it's illegal too!

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Mom, I have these children's rights,

so you can't influence me,

or I'll call Children's Services Division,

better known as 'C.S.D.'

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MOM'S REPLY AND THOUGHTS

Of course my first instinct was

to toss him out the door..

But the chance to teach him a lesson

made me think a little more..

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I mulled it over carefully

I couldn't let this go..

A smile crept upon my face,

he's messing with a pro.

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Next day I took him shopping

at the local Goodwill Store..

I told him, 'Pick out all you want,

there's shirts & pants galore.

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I've called and checked with C.S.D .

who said they didn't care

if I bought you K-Mart shoes

instead of Nike Airs.

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I've canceled that appointment

to take your driver's test.

The C.S.D. is unconcerned

so I'll decide what's best.'

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I said 'No time to stop and eat,

or pick up stuff to munch.

And tomorrow you can start to learn

to make your own sack lunch.

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Just save the raging appetite,

and wait till dinner time.

We're having liver and onions,

a favorite dish of mine.

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'He asked 'Can I please rent a movie,

to watch on my VCR?'

'Sorry, but I sold your TV,

for new tires on my car.

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I also rented out your room,

you'll take the couch instead.

The C.S.D. requires

just a roof over your head.

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Your clothing won't be trendy now,

I'll choose what we eat.

That allowance that you used to get,

will buy me something neat.

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I'm selling off your jet ski,

dirt-bike & roller blades.

Check out the 'Parents Bill of Rights',

It's in effect today!

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Hey hot shot, are you crying,

why are you on your knees?

Are you asking God to help you out,

instead of C.S.D..?

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FROM A MOM 

(MEAN OLD MOTHER)