April 27, 2009


Lama tak buat Taco sebab susah nak dapat Taco shell.. So kita buat saudara Taco lah..

(Photo : Google)

April 21, 2009


(wahai adik2 sepupu & anak2 sedara ku.. rasa lah kamu.. he he he)
My son came home from school one day,
with a smirk upon his face.
He decided he was smart enough,
to put me in my place.
'Guess what I learned in Civics Two,
that's taught by Mr. Wright?
It's all about the laws today,
The 'Children's Bill of Rights.'
It says I need not clean my room,
don't have to cut my hair,
No one can tell me what to think,
or speak, or what to wear.
I have freedom from religion,
and regardless what you say,
I don't have to bow my head,
and I sure don't have to pray.
I can wear earrings if I want,
and pierce my tongue & nose,
I can read & watch just what I like,
get tattoos from head to toe.
And if you ever spank me,
I'll charge you with a crime
I'll back up all my charges,
with the marks on my behind.
Don't you ever touch me,
my body's only for my use,
not for your hugs and kisses,
that's just more child abuse.
Don't preach about your morals,
like your Mama did to you,
That's nothing more than mind control,
And it's illegal too!
Mom, I have these children's rights,
so you can't influence me,
or I'll call Children's Services Division,
better known as 'C.S.D.'
Mom's Reply and Thoughts..
Of course my first instinct was
to toss him out the door..
But the chance to teach him a lesson
made me think a little more..
I mulled it over carefully
I couldn't let this go..
A smile crept upon my face,
he's messing with a pro.
Next day I took him shopping
at the local Goodwill Store..
I told him, 'Pick out all you want,
there's shirts & pants galore.
I've called and checked with C.S.D .
who said they didn't care
if I bought you K-Mart shoes
instead of Nike Airs.
I've canceled that appointment
to take your driver's test.
The C.S.D. is unconcerned
so I'll decide what's best.'
I said 'No time to stop and eat,
or pick up stuff to munch.
And tomorrow you can start to learn
to make your own sack lunch.
Just save the raging appetite,
and wait till dinner time.
We're having liver and onions,
a favorite dish of mine.
'He asked 'Can I please rent a movie,
to watch on my VCR?'
'Sorry, but I sold your TV,
for new tires on my car.
I also rented out your room,
you'll take the couch instead.
The C.S.D. requires
just a roof over your head.
Your clothing won't be trendy now,
I'll choose what we eat.
That allowance that you used to get,
will buy me something neat.
I'm selling off your jet ski,
dirt-bike & roller blades.
Check out the 'Parents Bill of Rights',
It's in effect today!
Hey hot shot, are you crying,
why are you on your knees?
Are you asking God to help you out,
instead of C.S.D..?

'Send to all people that have teenagers or have already raised teenagers, or have children who will soon be teenagers or those who will be parents someday.. OR ANYONE WHO'D JUST GET A LAUGH. I love this One!!!

From a MOM (Mean Old Mother.)

April 9, 2009


Ohhh... betapa lah dalam kesibukan itu.. sampai diri tak terurus..

April 2, 2009


Eeiiyyy.. banyak nak diciter tapi internet connection memang gila2 teruk lately. Ni nak kena tukar ni. Dah report pelbagai kali tapi teruk jugak. Depa tak repair, kita tukar la.. Udah le teman ni sibuk sangat lately. Apa lagi kot bukan kisah anak2 la, birthday party la, action song practice la, taekwando grading la.. nak pengsan rasa.. ke hulu hilir hari2..

Ni la permintaan Marsha, paksa jugak saya buat kek cokelat, nak topping cokelat. Nak je saya order kek yang cantik2 kat kedai tu, tapi dia tak nak. Takut jugak tak jadi (loyang 12 inci wow..), tapi sebab anak2 kecil 4-6 tahun yang akan makan, saya relax je la. Mesti depa sebat punya sebab saya taruk deco sikit2 tu.. Isshhh.. kira jadi la walaupun terdapat rekahan di surface-nya kek itu, akibat dari panahan & tiupan air cond (sebab nak keras cepat).. Padan la muka ibu mu, Marsha..

Eh eh tamak anak dara ni, ditanya pulak muffin, dipaksa jugak.. hah sempat 60 biji.. Satu rumah bau nya cokelat.. tapi lazat gila bau2 cokelat ni.. mak anak jilat mangkuk adun kek/muffin tu, lumba2 lagi..

After lunch kat sekolah, buat la party ala kadar. Cikgu2 yang rajin tolong decorate, (saya malas). Abang yang perasan, tolong sama nak potong kek..

Sama naik sibuk, jemputan Majlis Maulud Nabi di rumah rakan taulan di Kerteh. Hah, depa jamu nasi, saya masak tempoyak.. nak habiskan stok. Nanti boleh kecek dengan mertua lagi. Depa kan ada kobun doghiyan.. Campur petai, ikan bilis, santan, serai, cili api, kunyit hidup, daun kunyit (dan juga se-angkatan dedaun yang digemari) dan wajibnya tempoyak.. Quantity tu, takde peraturan. Ikut sedap selera.. sebab ada yang tak suka pekat.. Apa2 pun, tempoyak makan mentah pun, mesti "it's finger licking good" jugak.. Kita kan orang Malaysia..!! Masak la wa-imma apa lauk jua, pasti nya lazat berzat.. kan kan kan...!!!