Tuesday, April 21, 2009

MOM vs SON POEM...

GOT THIS VIA EMAIL..
(wahai adik2 sepupu & anak2 sedara ku.. rasa lah kamu.. he he he)
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My son came home from school one day,
with a smirk upon his face.
He decided he was smart enough,
to put me in my place.
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'Guess what I learned in Civics Two,
that's taught by Mr. Wright?
It's all about the laws today,
The 'Children's Bill of Rights.'
***
It says I need not clean my room,
don't have to cut my hair,
No one can tell me what to think,
or speak, or what to wear.
***
I have freedom from religion,
and regardless what you say,
I don't have to bow my head,
and I sure don't have to pray.
***
I can wear earrings if I want,
and pierce my tongue & nose,
I can read & watch just what I like,
get tattoos from head to toe.
***
And if you ever spank me,
I'll charge you with a crime
I'll back up all my charges,
with the marks on my behind.
***
Don't you ever touch me,
my body's only for my use,
not for your hugs and kisses,
that's just more child abuse.
***
Don't preach about your morals,
like your Mama did to you,
That's nothing more than mind control,
And it's illegal too!
***
Mom, I have these children's rights,
so you can't influence me,
or I'll call Children's Services Division,
better known as 'C.S.D.'
***
Mom's Reply and Thoughts..
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Of course my first instinct was
to toss him out the door..
But the chance to teach him a lesson
made me think a little more..
***
I mulled it over carefully
I couldn't let this go..
A smile crept upon my face,
he's messing with a pro.
***
Next day I took him shopping
at the local Goodwill Store..
I told him, 'Pick out all you want,
there's shirts & pants galore.
***
I've called and checked with C.S.D .
who said they didn't care
if I bought you K-Mart shoes
instead of Nike Airs.
***
I've canceled that appointment
to take your driver's test.
The C.S.D. is unconcerned
so I'll decide what's best.'
***
I said 'No time to stop and eat,
or pick up stuff to munch.
And tomorrow you can start to learn
to make your own sack lunch.
***
Just save the raging appetite,
and wait till dinner time.
We're having liver and onions,
a favorite dish of mine.
***
'He asked 'Can I please rent a movie,
to watch on my VCR?'
'Sorry, but I sold your TV,
for new tires on my car.
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I also rented out your room,
you'll take the couch instead.
The C.S.D. requires
just a roof over your head.
***
Your clothing won't be trendy now,
I'll choose what we eat.
That allowance that you used to get,
will buy me something neat.
***
I'm selling off your jet ski,
dirt-bike & roller blades.
Check out the 'Parents Bill of Rights',
It's in effect today!
***
Hey hot shot, are you crying,
why are you on your knees?
Are you asking God to help you out,
instead of C.S.D..?
***

'Send to all people that have teenagers or have already raised teenagers, or have children who will soon be teenagers or those who will be parents someday.. OR ANYONE WHO'D JUST GET A LAUGH. I love this One!!!


From a MOM (Mean Old Mother.)

10 comments:

silversarina said...

Hooray !!

Afteralll , we(mothers) are always right, right ???

::ADleez:: said...

betul laaa!!!!

aNIe said...

Hahaha...betul tu!!! Mums have their 'kuasa veto'

Neeza Shahril said...

bravo!!! its the mother's rights!! hahahaha!!!

tapi my kids won't understand this yet la mulan.. pernah jugak neeza try cakap, kalau Coan tak nak dengar cakap Ummi, Ummi pun tak nak masakkan Coan makan.. Dia boleh kata, biar lah!!! caitt..

Ajzie said...

betul betul... hahahaha..

Mama Rock said...

mulan...hahaha, i am into that phase now since tiga2 anak dah teenagers! pening dia lain ngan pening budak2 menangis nak susu!

Zek Zek said...

alamak...tengok mama rock punyer komen atas ni wa dah gerun dah...itula cabaran nyer jadik parents kan nak pulak zaman2 cam gini...

MOM is always rite no matter what...heheheh. Bapak pun kalah ker?

Jo Kontan said...

mulang,

I got afiqa (16) and anne (14).

Duadua dengar cakap me and Maam.
Duadua baik belaka.
Duadua tak peningkan kepala.

Diaorang takot dengan maaam kot..

Harapnya berkekalan macam nii laa
kuningan

Jo Kontan said...

kuningan Tuu salah type dengan chokia niii.predictive text...

MULAN said...

TO:

KAK RINA,
ADLEEZ,
KAK ANIE,
NEEZA,
AZIE,
MAMROCK,
ZEKZEK,
AND PAK JO..

eyy.. macam2 hal budak2 sekarang ni kan.. camna la nanti dengan anak2 saya ni? harap2 tahap kesabaran amat tinggi nanti..!! daku ni tigress gitu..